
Hello furry readers, Bark Kent here, welcome to another edition of the Daily Litter Box.
Yours truly has scored an exclusive interview with
Roxy, girlfriend of everybody's favorite
Snuggle Puggle.
Bark Kent: Hello Roxy. Thank you for agreeing to this interview... Would you like to tell our readers when and how you first met Eduardo?
Roxy: I really can't remember when I met Eduardo, but soon after, he started posting lots of nice comments about me and putting my photo on his blog, and then, the piece de resistance,
the slide show of my photos to Paul McCartney's My Love.
Bark Kent: I understand that you also work for the famous Snuggle Puggle, what is your position within the Snuggle Puggle Workforce?Roxy: Yes, I work for the Snuggle Puggle workforce. We have a very business like relationship while working. When work's over, though, that's different.
Bark Kent: There is a rumour going around that you and the Snuggle Puggle are more than just friends and that you exchanged Valentines this year. Would you like to comment?Roxy: He pursued me very sweetly, so I let myself be wooed.
Bark Kent: The Snuggle Puggle Workforce is always hiring new employees. What would you say to anyone thinking about working for the Snuggle Puggle?
Roxy: The Snuggle Puggle is a kind and thoughtful, considerate and caring boss. Anyone choosing to work for him couldn't find a nicer boss.
Bark Kent: Finally, are their any wedding bells in the future?Roxy: Oh no no no.. Wedding bells are so permanent, and there are other factors, Lucky, PlusOne, his mom's health, etc. Things are fine just the way they are.
Bark Kent: Thank you furry much fur your time Roxy.
Next week, a furry special edition of the Daily Litterbox Liner... I interview the Snuggle Puggle himself, Eduardo! Until then, this is Bark Kent signing out.